“Jeepers Creepers…where’d you get those peepers?” Ooooh! I know!! From that irritating guy at the beginning of the movie who was stupid enough to slide down the drainage pipe into the “House of Pain”. What an idiot. Did he honestly think that the pipe that Jeepers Creepers (referred to as JC from now on because I’m too lazy to type his whole name) was dumping lumpy things wrapped in red-stained sheets into would lead to a little Alice in Wonderland fantasy world? NO. It led to sewed up bodies and the smell of decaying flesh.
What could have been down there…
I had to watch this movie twice. Now before you ask me why I felt the need to endure this wonderful movie not once, but TWICE, let me explain. I rented the movie and drank an enormous amount of Fuzzy Navel and Smirnoff Ice before actually sitting down to watch it. When I did manage to stumble over to my DVD player (only to put the DVD on the wrong side and wonder for 15 minutes why I could only access the special features), I was more interested in feeling up my boyfriend than watching the movie . What parts I did manage to pay attention to looked hilarious, so the next day I decided that I would experience the joy of JC sober.
Freddy Kruger has a guest apperance!
Freddy Kruger has a guest apperance!
It was quite an interesting movie, to say the least. JC is yet another character that will not die…but only because it comes out of its hole…cave…box…hiding place for 23 days every 23 years (The writers pulled the number 23 out of their ass. WHY 23!?) to feed on people. He only takes the parts that he likes after he spends an eternity sniffing and licking his potential victim. A liver here, a spleen there…he takes what he needs and scurries off. When he finds someone he really likes, he’ll take them back to his little “House of Pain” and duct tape them to his wall in awkward positions. Ok, maybe he doesn’t use duct tape. But he does make some sort of human wallpaper, which in itself is kinda creepy. 
Another victim of Jeeper’s bad breath.
The crazy psychic who looks like Nell Carter….I don’t even know where to begin in my assault of her. First, she calls stupid sewer pipe boy and his sister and sings the JC song to them on the phone. Then, she plods over to the local police station to rant about her latest psychic vision as JC ravages the prison…obtaining an arm and heart while he’s there. For some reason, he decides not to take anything from psychic Nell- even though, if I were JC, I would have stolen the super-cool circus tent outfit she had on and used it to fashion some nifty clothes to cover my ugly-ass demonic body. Lord knows he was even more unattractive after the inbred brother/sister ran over him 5 million times on the road. 
Darry runs over Jeepers Creepers for the millionth time! Yet…he survives.
Like Bruce Willis and Mr. Glass, JC now joins the ranks of those who are “unbreakable”. The movie ends leaving room for JC2, so start stocking up on liquor now. You’ll need it.
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NEW – Ive noticed many people found the site looking for info on the Jeepers Creepers song “Who sings jeepers creepers where´d you get those peepers” Its sung by many diffrent artists, most notably “Louis Armstrong”, “Billie Holiday”, “Bing Crosby” and “Hayley Mills”. I recommend Louis Armstong’s version. They can all be found and bought on Itunes for 99 cents.
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